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I have compiled all the song lyrics from every Beatles song in order of release
on a single A2 sheet, there are over 24,000 words, I can start reading from
anywhere on the sheet and recognise the song.
I have a small clear plastic box where I am collecting every single nail clipping
from my fingers and toels, I have been collecting for over one and a half years.
I have given my very first grey hair to my mum for Christmas.
I have placed every single photographic print of my girlfriend Flávia loose in an
A1 box frame, this can be shaken to bring different pictures to view at the
front of the pile.
I have a Catalonia sticker on the front of my Vespa scooter, even though I
have never been there.
I have drawn over 10,000 circles by hand each on a clean A3 sheet of paper
then chosen the most accurate one and framed it.
I have written the word love as many times as possible on an A4 page.
I have compiled a list of people from memory who have positively influenced
me.
I have signed 100,000 A6 postcard over the duration of two weeks as one
tenth part of the production of the worlds largest signed and numbered limited
edition artwork.
I have a 20GB iPod that has over 2,000 songs loaded into it, I like to listen to
it on shuffle.
I have seen Michael Schumacher race at Silverstone in a Sauber Mercedes
Sports Car when he was team mates with Heinz-Harald Frentzen.
I have individually dotted every single millimetre square on an A1 sheet of
millimetre graph paper using a 0.1 millimetre black Edding pen.
I have a photocopied facsimile of my 2,000 page Oxford Dictionary on A4
pages.
I have printed completely black A4 pages from my computer to a laser printer
with a new toner cartridge until not a single spec of toner marked the page.
I have, along with Martin Anderson, coloured an entire blackboard in white
using the writing ends of many sticks of standard classroom chalk.
I have stuck the entire contents of a sachet of black pepper onto an A4 page,
placing each individual spec within a numbered square within a grid.
I have shot one hundred pellets at point blank range into grid displayed on the
cover of a bound book containing 100 pages.
I have taken a Polaroid photograph of a photocopy machine then constantly
reproduced copies as it developed, I wanted to see how many times the copy
machine could copy the image before it developed.
I have spent 24 hours in a pitch black room, lying on a mattress with ear plugs
in my ears, without eating and without the need to visit the toilet.
I have driven a Porsche 911 GT3, Ferrari 355, Ferrari Testarosa, Ferrari
Daytona, TVR Griffin 500, AMG Mercedes CLK.
I have balanced an A4 sketchbook on my knee and drawn my legs below the
book.
I have 373 CD's compiled in alphabetical order.
I have 14 pairs of red and brown striped socks.
I have photographed all the power points in the studio and made a microsoft
Power Point presentation using these images.
I have collected a glass full of sea water in Brighton and carefully carried it back
home on the train in a tube without a lid trying not to spill it then placed it at
the side of my bed until it evaporated.
I have compiled a definitive list of every single Formula 1 driver who has ever
raced in a world championship race.
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