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stuff white people like
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18/02/08
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cok beğendim aklıma bothersome men adlı filmi getirdi mesela söyle bişey var In putting together the canon of directors that white people like, we must include Michel Gondry. He directed such white classics as Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Science of Sleep, and Dave Chappelle’s Block Party. |
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Music is very important to white people. It truly is the soundtrack to their lives, meaning that white people are constantly thinking about what songs would be on the soundtrack for the biopic. The problem is that most of the music that white people like isn’t really dance-friendly. More often the songs are about pain, or love, or breaking up with someone, or not being able to date someone, or death. So when white people go to concerts at smaller venues, what to do they do? They stand still! This is an important part of white concert going as it enables you to focus on the music, and it will prevent drawing excess attention to you. Remember, at a concert everyone is watching you just waiting for you to try to start dancing. Then they will make fun of you. The result is Belle and Sebastian concerts that essentially looks more like a disorganized line of people than a music event. If you find yourself invited to a concert with a white person, do NOT expect to dance. Prepare yourself for three hours of standing reasonably still. It is also advised to get a beer or (if legal) a cigarette so you have something to do with your hands. Although it is acceptable to occasionally raise one hand and point just above the stage. |
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18/02/08
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adamların anlattığı tiplerin coğunu tanıyorum son zamanlarda okuduğum en eğlenceli sey bu Wes anderson filmleri hakkında bir yorum If a white guy takes a white girl to a Wes Anderson movie on their first date, and neither of them have seen it, they will immediately commence a relationship that is reflected in songs by Ryan Adams and Bright Eyes. |
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ben de bayıldım If you want to understand white people, you need to understand indie music. As mentioned before, white people hate anything that’s “mainstream” and are desperate to find things that are more genuine, unique, and reflective of their experiences. Fortunately, they have independent music. A white person’s iPod (formerly CD collection) is not merely an assemblage of music that they enjoy. It is what defines them as a person. They are always on the look out for the latest hot band that no one has heard of so that one day, they can hit it just right and be into a band BEFORE they are featured in an Apple commercial. To a white person, being a fan of a band before they get popular is one of the most important things they can do with their life. They can hold it over their friends forever! |
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24/03/08
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09/04/08
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şimdi moda olmuş Stuff Nobody Likes www.stuffnobodylikes.com Stuff Educated Black People Like www.stuffebplike.com Stuff Asian People Like www.asian-central.com Stuff College People Like www.stuffcollegepeoplelike.wordpress.com Stuff Queer People Like www.stuffqueerpeoplelike.wordpress.com White Stuff People Like www.whitestuffpeoplelike.wordpress.com |
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