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Hipster Handbook
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27/09/07
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Clues You are Hipster 1. You graduated from a liberal arts school whose football team hasn't won a game since the Reagan administration. 2. You frequently use the term "post-modern" (or its commonly used variation "PoMo") as an adjective, noun, and verb. 3. You carry a shoulder-strap messenger bag and have at one time or another worn a pair of horn-rimmed or Elvis Costello-style glasses. 4. You have one Republican friend who you always describe as being your "one Republican friend." 5. Your hair looks best unwashed and you position your head on your pillow at night in a way that will really maximize your cowlicks. 6. You own records put out by Matador, DFA, Definitive Jux, Dischord, Warp, Thrill Jockey, Smells Like Records, and Drag City. Want to see the rest? bunun üzerine bir şiir yazdım Gramatical Erors and Contraversial juxtapositions I don’t like ties and lies But rhymes and fields of ryes I know people who like to be hipster I am much more fancy of my hamster I like to mingle with everyday people Tongue twisters, roll and jingles Here is a street and there are apartments When I were young I also loved magnets (very interesting things) My hamsters name is scuba dooby doo If you don’t like what I like It doesn’t mean I don’t like you Yees baby confess, is not it something fantastic maybe marvelous Maybe you think no But for me Yeeeees End of the poem Finished. |
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27/09/07
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Definition of a Hipster Hipster - One who possesses tastes, social attitudes, and opinions deemed cool by the cool. (Note: it is no longer recommended that one use the term "cool"; a Hipster would instead say "deck.") The Hipster walks among the masses in daily life but is not a part of them and shuns or reduces to kitsch anything held dear by the mainstream. A Hipster ideally possesses no more than 2% body fat. |
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Hipster Listens to bands that you have never heard of. Has hairstyle that can only be described as "complicated." (Most likely achieved by a minimum of one week not washing it.) Probably tattooed. Maybe gay. Definitely cooler than you. Reads Black Book, Nylon, and the Styles section of the New York Times. Drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon. Often. Complains. Always denies being a hipster. Hates the word. Probably living off parents money - and spends a great deal of it to look like they don't have any. Has friends and/or self cut hair. Dyes it frequently (black, white-blonde, etc. and until scalp bleeds). Has a closet full of clothing but usually wears same three things OVER AND OVER (most likely very tight black pants, scarf, and ironic tee-shirt). Chips off nail polish artfully after $50 manicure. Sleeps with everyone and talks about it at great volume in crowded coffee shops. Addicted to coffee, cigarettes (Parliaments, Kamel Reds, Lucky Strikes, etc.), and possibly cocaine. Claims to be in a band. Rehearsals consist of choosing outfits for next show and drinking PBR. Always on the list. Majors or majored in art, writing, or queer studies. Name-drops. May go by "Penny Lane," "Eleanor Rigby," etc. when drunk. On PBR. Which is usually. I am not a fucking hipster! (sweeps bangs to side dramatically and takes a swig of PBR) PBR en ucuz bira, ben de iciyorum, ben de hipsterim, yihu! kaynak: |
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Robert Lanham'in amerikan demografisindeki farkli tipleri ilustrasyonlarla anlattigi Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic diye bi kitabini okumustum. son derece gereksiz ve eglenceliydi. |
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gereksiz ve eglenceli birsey istiyorsanız andy warhol - popism kitabını oneririm |
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31/10/07
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play the game Click on a photo to determine “Hipster or Homeless?” |
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